Corrupt a Wish

Von Tumoirrie · Ghost Writer Posts: 22 Join date: 2009-04-06

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.

Example:

Quote:

I wish that I could go back to age 11 and know everything I know now.

Quote:

you go back to the age of eleven and you look as old as you are now and still have to go to school

I wish that I could read peoples minds at will and selectivly so I didn't have a bunch of mumbo jumbo screaming in my head all of the time.

Quote:

all you'd ever read from peoples minds is how badly they think of you.

My wish:

I wish I was a fish.

Walzyr · Fanfictionist Posts: 6 Join date: 2009-04-22

Quote:

I wish I was a fish.

I'd eat you?

I wish I could eat all the cheese in the world and not get a stomach ache or explode or die.

Prince of Baghdad · Ghost Writer Posts: 19 Join date: 2009-04-07

Quote:

I wish I was a fish.

I'd eat you?

That is not a logical statement abolishing "I wish I was a fish", so I will answer it for you.

You turn into a fish, right here in front of your computer, and flop over, and die of lack of water.

I wish I was king of the world.

Von Tumoirrie · Ghost Writer Posts: 22 Join date: 2009-04-06

You, Prince of Baghdad, are promoted to King of Baghdad. You then use your Iraqi army to take over the world. However, by the time you finish, global warming has killed everyone, and you are left in a lonely world with no one to rule over.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of chocolate, and neither Gingi nor Bumbeak were allowed to have any.

Gingi · Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat May 09, 2009 5:12 am

Unlimited supplies of chocolate have a tendency to start creating weird chemicals that cause the chocolate to mold rapidly. The chocolate will smell like rancid fish and taste like raw potatoes. Then the chocolate will start breaking down and will become radioactive in a matter of seconds. Because the supply is unlimited, the radioactivity will never break down enough to not be harmful anymore. If you get anywhere near twenty miles of the chocolate, you will die a horrible and torturous death in which you smell the rancid-fish smell, are petrified from the stink, and then slowly your biological functionality malfunctions from the radioactivity.

That's why I strongly advise against unlimited supplies of chocolate. Wink

My wish is that Von Tumoirrie will have an unlimited supply of chocolate, and as a result, die a horrible and torturous death. And I will be far enough from the chocolate to never be affected by the radioactivity, or smell the rancid-fish smell. And if ever someone tries to stuff the chocolate down my throat, my taste buds won't be developed enough to taste the rotten-potato taste. Wink